Why is it that cats always want to jump up on you when they are wet?

[bradc]

Stupid little bitch!

 

[Guest]

.....

'sif complain about a wet pussy :lol:

 

[unclepaulie]

not enough wet pussy jumping on brad by the sounds of it

 

[Guest]

needs moar sheep?

 

[Guest]

hahaha kat!

 

[Nitephyre]

Sheepy one Sheepy two baa ram ewe!

 

[Guest]

rofl

 

[smitty]

Why do they always jump on people who don't like them? Why do they always sit on you when you're about to get up, most frequently when you need to pee? Why do they hide sharp objects in my shoes, for me to find THE HARD WAY at 5:00AM while getting ready for work?

Answer: They are evil. Pure and simple.

 

[BuzzPuppy]

I love how your cats hide sharp stuff in your shoes

 

[smitty]

I don't...

 

[jet150]

I hate cats, if it jumped on me id kick the pussy off.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Cats are indeed terrible. I remember house sitting once and the cat decided to come and claw at my feet (I think it knew I hated it) whilst myself and the gf were... ahh... "busy", stupid f*cking cat!

And lol at the rest of the thread, well done OzVR4.

 

[bradc]

Alex, that is so true. I do enjoy it when people don't like cats and the cats jump up on them