Why do they always jump on people who don't like them? Why do they always sit on you when you're about to get up, most frequently when you need to pee? Why do they hide sharp objects in my shoes, for me to find THE HARD WAY at 5:00AM while getting ready for work?
Cats are indeed terrible. I remember house sitting once and the cat decided to come and claw at my feet (I think it knew I hated it) whilst myself and the gf were... ahh... "busy", stupid f*cking cat!
And lol at the rest of the thread, well done OzVR4.